What do you get when...?

What do you get when you throw a party with a bunch of military spouses, a phallic shaped cake or two, and some champagne and Shiraz? You get one heck of a time! I had a blast last night at a local CG spouse's house. I won't say anymore for fear of her coming down here and censoring all the photos. Yes, there are photos. hee hee

Can you imagine what kind of party this was? Let's just say, I turned many shades of red, multiple times, laughed my tush off and now know how many wives survive deployments. ;)